#18 - Order of Films

1. The Spanish Prisoner: The twist at the end redeemed the somewhat slow paced movie that could have gone twelve different ways.

2. The Karate Kid: It was a classic, that's what the Katate Kid has going for it, It was the first but by today's standards it relies on its retro status to remain interesting.

3. The Borne Identity: It was an interesting film, in the end it was a two hour escape from the real world and it didn't end up having any real moral.

4.5 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: This was a childhood favorite of mine, the colors and bright theme amazed me. In retrospect there was no deeper meaning to the film.

4. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: It was well a crafted film, I can't say I'm a fan of the pedomorphosis sub-genre but all things considered it wasn't bad.

5. Raiders of the Lost Ark: Yet another escape movie. Such memorable quotes as "Why done it have to be snakes" may live on for a time but like all the films on this list, there was no deeper meaning.

6. The Dark Knight: A similar situation to Benjamin Button, I was never into comic strips or batman movies, and while the Dark Knight was an OK movie, it wasn't something I would have picked out in a video store.

7. Serendepity: This is where the films start getting bad. No, I don't like romantic comedy, it is the lowest form of human distraction. I certainly don't like films that seem to be glorifying idiotic and selfish behavior in the name of love.

8. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: There are some movies that shouldn't be remade, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is one of those, Sadly this remake, that forsakes it's predecessor's name, was the first in a lengthening line of films by Tim Burton that is not worth seeing.

9. Finding Nemo: The animation wasn't that great, and it was all Finding Nemo rests on. Without it you have a stupid storyline with a ridiculous number of needless tangents.

10. Wall-E: No dialog, No dice. That's what I say. The characters where one sided, and like Finding Nemo, once people realize the animation is so-so they will see this movie sucked.

11. The Italian Job: I have one thing to say to the creators of The Italian Job "If you are going to try to rip off Ocean's 11, go ahead and just remake it, because you can't write something better".

12. Ironman: You know, I could be a super sexy, smooth taking millionaire too if I had a super suit I designed in a terrorist cave.

13.Watching the Grass Grow: What can say, I like it more than watching Never Back Down


14. Never Back Down: I think I can honestly say that I have never been forced to watch a worse movie. I would say if I was in a therater I would walk out, but that would be impossible because no force on God's green earth could make me pay to watch a movie as obviously idiotic as Never Back Down.